Miel

Forethought

Tazza di Joe

Dear Expensive Upscale Restaurant,

Please remember to serve butter at a minimum temperature comparable to that of the dining room (~70 ºF), not 40 ºF. I’d prefer it spreadable, as would you if you were in my position.

Thank you kindly.

Warm regards,
Slighty Irritated Yet-Willing-To-Criticize-Constructively Customer

Champ de Chomp

Dear Mr. Deli Man,

Thank you for your hard work. You are a man that everyone needs in his or her life. Not only do you load up on the meat (sliced to desired thickness!), but you also put a sticker on top that says, “Boar’s Head Quality Meats.” Your heroes are delicious.

Mr. Deli Man: You are my hero. Thank you.

Fondly,
Customer #12